My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."  “I was trying to think about what it is about Rome that hits me, how it’s so energetic and chaotic, with a ton of traffic and cars and people mingling, and some places with no sidewalks … the way everyone is out on the streets, sitting on steps or in cafes, the constant motion, the great flair for living with food and fashion and movies, and I couldn’t convey it with one story. I wanted to write about tourists, and people who live there, and people coming from small towns, with all the romance and chaos and emotion. So, it needed a number of stories.” -Woody Allen explaining the concept of his new film, "To Rome with Love" in The Globe and Mail “Don’t psychoanalyze me! Many have tried. All have failed." -Woody Allen in "To Rome with Love" "My one regret in life is that I am not someone else." "If you like the picture, I'm thrilled. If you hate it and think it was a waste of time coming, don't let me know cause I get depressed easily." -Woody Allen at the The Los Angeles Film Festival
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.